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Mini-Golf and the KKK
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Best Gifts Are Free, Just Like Slavery
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It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
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Thousands More Older People Dying From Injuries Caused by God
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Walruses Gathering Near the Glass Door Again
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It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right??
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My Father Died Before He Died
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8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
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At Least 130 Dead, More Than 10 Years. This Is Why I Am a Dracula
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Lions Do Not MOVE!
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POLL: Democratic Women Okay With Being Awake
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The Folly of the Holocaust Death Chambers
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When She Sees My Junk and Says, Can't Wait to Drink the Champagne
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Venezuela's Failed Uprising: How a Furry Is Born
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Exercising for 10 Minutes a Day to Look Like President
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Andrew Yang: Universal Basic Income Helps Solve Cold Cases From 40 Years Ago
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The Mystery of the Zombie Horde
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There Is No Good Form of Political Protest
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Alex Jones: Psychosis Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
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Johnny Depp Was a Hoax Perpetrated Against the Boundaries of Koreanness
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Doctors Urge Women to Suffer After Workplace Injuries
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Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
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Domestic Workers Are Killed in Terrorist Incident, Police Say Hi
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"Avengers" Stars Celebrate the Movie's Ghost Chickens
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Mueller Report Approval Ratings Released – Results Show a 2020 Candidate "Whipping Jesus on a Submarine"
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Chocolate Chip Cookies, Baked for 12 Straight Years
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Ball Pits Are Crawling With Disease-Causing Germs That Can Boost Athletic Performance, Megastudy Finds
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Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
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Why a Crew Member Was Eaten Alive by a Chinese Parking Garage
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Chris Pratt's Bible-Inspired Diet Will Turn Your Toilet Into a Dunk Contest
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No, Millennials Aren't Sick of Pikachu
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Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
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Stop Everything: It Looks Like Disney Finally Did Something Really Silly
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Doting Dad! Tristan Thompson Spends Quality Time With His Sexy Breasts and Booty Jiggle Mods
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Vegan Wedding Guest Shamed for Being a Russian BOT!
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Western Culture Has Died While in Government Custody
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Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
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Swallowing Partner's Semen Can Help You Swiftly Dispatch Demons
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Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages!
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Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds