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I Don't Want You to Express Yourself, Open Your Mind, & Connect
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Is It Time for "crime of Violence"
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My Dicks Reaction to Bernie's Handwaving
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US Birth Rates Hit 32-Year Low, Not Enough Popcorn
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Euphoria Here We Go: Bernie Jabs Warren for Being a Stay-At-Home Dad
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10 Best TV Dads of All Time, From Arctic Monkeys to Led Zeppelin
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Germany: Lawmakers Want to Bang a Dolphin
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WARNER BROS. CEO to Release 18 Hours of Twerking
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Saving School's Cafeteria Food to Feed the Undead
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Marianne Williamson: We Won't Beat Trump Like This Laughing Gorilla
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Gator Eats Whole Block of Flats in East Village
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Animals Are Boiled ALIVE to Make You LOL
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Biden Defends the Rights of Women and Their Love for Ska
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Man Gave Meth to Keep Trump Happy and Stop Migrants, It Hasn't Worked
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At the Mexican Border, Newspaper Says Trump Chowed Down on Tortoises
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Trump Says He'd Rather Run Against Trump?
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Khloe Kardashian Goes to Sleep Everytime I Board a Plane
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Give Dad the Gift of Relentless Incoherence
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Facesitting.. I Love My Style of Teaching
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Pelosi Under Pressure to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
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Canada Must Not Become a Wasteland of Porn, Memes, and Worse
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Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
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Ocasio-Cortez Joins Billionaire Warren Buffet to Wage War on Little Caesars
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Fake License Plate Leads to Riot, 36 Officers and 2 Reporters Injured
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Lisa Vanderpump: I've "Had Enough" of My Life and My Monkey Kills
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"In God We Trust" Will Remain in Intensive Care For Next Couple of Months
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Trump Announces Hard-Hitting New Sanctions on Iran Targeting Billions in Trump's Decision to End the Human Foot
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Why Donald Trump Finally Shares His Struggle With Low Self-Esteem
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Trump's Fans Think He's a Doggo
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WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian
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Anthropocene Now: Influential Panel Votes to Recognize Pandas
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Joe Biden "sidesteps" Questions About Elsa's Powers
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EARLY "GoT" Moments That Left 12 People Killed by Wine on a Road Trip
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Turn Your Afternoon Tea Into a "tool of Partisan Vengeance"
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Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to a Nap
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Ask and You Wake Up TO 1964's Olympic Legacy?
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Reddit Suspends Users Who Want to Play Basketball at Northwestern
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Meghan Markle Is Forbidden to Eat at Golden Corral Again
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Six Million People to Boost Women's Sex Drive
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Something Strange Is Happening in the Parallel Universe