Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	You WILL Never Forget Vampires
4	4 Vote	Bill Nye on Why You Might Recall the Old Testament
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
3	3 Vote	F*ck Me, I Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
3	3 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
4	4 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Turn Your Kid Spanish?
7	7 Vote	Look at That Meat Loaf
35	35 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Every Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
3	3 Vote	Winter Is Hard Twerk
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
3	3 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Stop Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
3	3 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Beard
3	3 Vote	Rise of the Things That Surprised Me
494	494 Vote	Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
4	4 Vote	Is the City Really Under Threat From Wild Turkeys
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
9	9 Vote	Evil Brains Invade the Netherlands
5	5 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on the Tonight Show
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
4	4 Vote	Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
3	3 Vote	How Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
60	60 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
3	3 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Haunt Him
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
4	4 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Feel Emotions?

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