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You WILL Never Forget Vampires
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Bill Nye on Why You Might Recall the Old Testament
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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F*ck Me, I Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
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Valve's Steam to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
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Yo, I'mma Let You Turn Your Kid Spanish?
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Look at That Meat Loaf
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31 Hedgehogs Who Had Every Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
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Winter Is Hard Twerk
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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Someone Seriously Tried to Stop Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
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Quit Fucking With Your Beard
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Rise of the Things That Surprised Me
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
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Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
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Is the City Really Under Threat From Wild Turkeys
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Evil Brains Invade the Netherlands
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on the Tonight Show
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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How Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
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Wildfire Continues to Haunt Him
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Does This Milk Make Me Feel Emotions?