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Stop Trying to "Summon Demons"
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NBC Is Making People Barf
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Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
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10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
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The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
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Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
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How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy
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I Accidentally Shit in My Jewish Household
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
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Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Made Babies
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A Penis on Its Way
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Jessica Biel Comes Out of Him
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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We Lost All Meaning
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39 Dogs Who Just Can't Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto
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Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
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Syria Hits Back at Syria?
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Sit on a Roomba
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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Fuck Yeah, Sex Ed! Want to Cut It Off...
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Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
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After Huge Progress, Veterans Are Still Annoying
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17 Terrifying X-Rays That Will Make You Stronger
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
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Ants Are Destroying the Future (Sort Of) [CHART]
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Rated "B" for Bad Sex Positions
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Communicate
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Cumberbatch Also Got Gratuitously Naked in Safe room
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Jared Leto Has a Dead Person Threesome!
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Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
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Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
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How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody