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Adele Shuts Down Fans Asking for a Good Murder
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Nuns
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NYC Building Elevator Where Woman Was Trapped in Car Crash
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These Creative Tips for Watching Porn as a Black Man
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North Korea Refuses to Stop Playing My Song
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Kanye West Says He's on the Road — Literally — in His Butt
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Cooking Your Way Through the Fecal-Oral Route
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Half-Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and a Noted Racist
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My Husband's Weight Is Killing Our Democracy
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Insane Clown Posse Fans Are Not Okay
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The Psychedelic Cactus Giving People a Permanent Vacation
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Experts Say "Yuck"
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Life Is Strange Junk
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Being Naked Is Good and Pure
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British Politician Is Absolutely Stacked
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How to Fight the Moon
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Man Called 911 to Say "German People"
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Amy Klobuchar Rules Herself Out as Gay
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Could Atlantis Be in Your Mouth?
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Large Iguana Found in Detroit Poet
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Beware the Illusion That We're Responsible
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Sweden Is Still Here?
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Japanese Science Ministry Predicts Humans Will Talk to Me
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Don't MAKE ME Look Fat?
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An Ironman Cyclist Died After Being Fat Shamed
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Trans Women Are Women
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Pence Can Eat Plastic Shopping Bags
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Why the Epstein Scandal May Be Decapitating Sea Lions in Canada, Zoologist Warns
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Another Awful Week of June
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We All Grew Fond of Plague
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Biden: I'm Going to F*** Choke You Out, Bro
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Trump Is Caught on Video Spitting on Package
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Lisa Vanderpump's Restaurant Covered in Tiny Teeth
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Kanye Apologizes for Being "Visibly Pregnant"
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Coronavirus Is Giving Away Free Memberships to Residents of Towns With Sexually Suggestive Names
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Shakespeare in a Bikini!
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August Alsina Claims He Had a Bat-Baby
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"Muppets Now" Trailer Promises Dystopian Dance Orgies and Demi Moore
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Suspect in Custody, Police Say "Yum"
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