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No No, It's a Leap Year

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2018/4 = 504.5

Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence, Endorses TN Democrats Again

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...in 2022

Pro-Life Victory in the Church&#750

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What is number 750?

Texas Conservative Freaks Out on £4.5 Trillion Because of a Black Lives Matter T-Shirt

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Wrong currency sign!

Ex-Marilyn Monroe Ford Thunderbird Could Fetch £400,000 at Auction for $2M

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£1 GBP = $5 USD

Spice Up Your Turkey Game With the Best Roller Coasters in the Consulate (Update)

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Khashoggi Killed by Roller Coaster in Istanbul's Saudi Consulate

Slash Bans Ex-Wife Perla From Their Mom Who Is Pickled for 100 Years of Marriage to Be Let Go of His Sister-In-Law

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wut

The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits

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They're taking they're taking they're taking they're taking they're taking they're taking the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard!

How to Write This Headline

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1. Go to https://headlinesmasher.com
(1.5. Sign in to your account or sign up for one)
2. Select the "Smash" button
3. Let Computers Create Comedy
4. Select "Save + Vote" button next to headline(s) you want to save
5. Select "Smash Hilarious Headlines" to generate another batch of headlines.
6. Repeat steps 3-5 until you are satisfied

Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women

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Uh, this is just a real article with "Kansas" slapped in at the beginning.

Trump Says He's Not Racist

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That ad was a lie, then.

The Cars of the Sky

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AKA flying cars.

Brazil May Elect Jair Bolsonaro. Here's Why I'm Right

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Because They Did

You Don't Not Need School Band Names Updated for 2013

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But it's not 2013 anymore!

Which Underrated Latin American Food Destination Should You Study Fashion In... Montreal?

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Montreal is in Quebec, Canada, Most Quebecois speak French, which is a Romance language. The Romance languages descend from Vulgar Latin, Thus, Quebec and Montreal are part of Latin America.

We Are in the 2016 US Presidential Election Year

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No, we're not!

GoFundMe Campaign for Multi-Million-Pound Sculpture

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Don't you mean "multi-thousand-ton sculpture?"

Alec Baldwin Will Return (Spoiler Alert)

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He got arrested for assaulting others. Now he's coming back.

Its Not Friday Tomorrow but Idont Have to Say * O H a I *

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Today is Friday!

U.S. To Leave Solar System

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Is it moving out or expanding?

The Best of Late Night: Stephen Colbert Roasts Trump for Meeting With Trump Afirma

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What are afirma?

Scientists Learn to Swear

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From dolphins, I presume?

Dolphins Learn to Swear

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Krabs is a *dolphin chirp*

Why Meryl Streep Totally Looks Like the T-Virus

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I like Meryl Streep.

This Is the Drunkest Country in the United States

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But isn't the United States a country on its own?

Air Pollution Linked to Lower Risk of Ebola Spreading

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So, polluted air helps Africans, then?

Brad Pitt & Leonardo DiCaprio Rock 60s Look for "Once Upon a Time"

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Not in Hollywood, then?

Christains Being Exterminated Quitely Over the Holidays

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Is this 9gag again?

Exclusive: Rod Rosenstein Suggested Wearing a Mentos Suit and Being Dropped Into a River

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of Diet Coke

DOW Futures Point to a Bull, Honestly

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Probably that sculpture on Wall Street.

Josh Gordon Won't Have a Difficult Pregnancy

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He's a MAN!!

FOX NEWS Exclusive --

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(Insert Fox News report here)

BoJack Finally Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events

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First Cynthia Nixon, and now BoJack Horseman?! What has happened to our psychic society?!!?

Cynthia Nixon Off the Tiara*

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*Not a Crown

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

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true

Shadow of Kavanaugh Is a Terrible Sequel

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to Trial of Kavanaugh

Fall Pasta Recipes That Are Astronomically Far Away

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and Involve Neutron Star Matter

80,000 Deaths Caused by Unattended Car; Police Say Hi

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Then the unattended car kills them.

Steve Bannon Is Just 4Kids...

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BREITBART! BREITBART AND 4KIDS ARE THE DEVIL!

You Are Bert

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And I'm Ernie.