IT *HIC............... KEEPS HAPPENING
Really? I thought it came out over four years ago!
I think that number doubled with the Patriots and Rams' overtime victories.
That is currently correct.
Oh dear god, no!
Dinner isn't all about cans.
Hurr durr, BOOBEES.
isis wilding out
Dang, Disney's getting hardcore these days.
and this is actually really cool
No, it already built a Great Wall.
more than a feeeetus
"Wait, I don't remember gathering firewood today..."
Low in calories too!
Ah good, i was worried it might be a good day today.
but he did so good though
Doesn't the term next year mean in future tense
Bring your wife bring your kids we all get put in cells
isn't he already one though
all i could read this as is to the tune of this is america
what did they do?
happy new semester
And time just started turning back!
Yes! If Barry Manilow has rabies we must stop him biting people!
That turned dark pretty quickly
You forgot 40,999,996 other reasons!
Maybe. I'm not sure.
Finally! Irrefutable evidence that he who smelt it had not, in fact, dealt it.
Bears are nature's jukeboxes.
Smeagol doesn't like the hobbitses' smelly leaves! Smeagol wants the Precious!
It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.
FAKE NEWS! SAD!
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