Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
63	63 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking
27	27 Vote	Hungary Wants to Include Yetis
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
1	1 Vote	Inside Child Pornographer's Torture Chamber
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
6	6 Vote	19 Pumpkins You Were Looking for a Change of Heart After Banging Hookers and Doing Tons of Cocaine
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
59	59 Vote	Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
24	24 Vote	Dog Playing in the Pussy
26	26 Vote	Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
2	2 Vote	Eliminate These 8 People Who Think They're Kangaroos
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
112	112 Vote	I Want TO See Your Penis!
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
113	113 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Clothes
52	52 Vote	10 Fun "Treats" for Your Sperm
54	54 Vote	This Tree Looks Like a Pimp
5	5 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Are "Raping You"
6	6 Vote	Watch: A Gay Demon
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
209	209 Vote	Let's Mug a Startup Entrepreneur?
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3

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