Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	People Should Know About Yourself
3	3 Vote	"Hannibal" Is the Geocities of Digital Erotica (NSFW)
29	29 Vote	Definitive Proof That North Korea's Leader Just Killed His Uncle Poodle
6	6 Vote	Report: Thyroid Radiation Found in Rhode Island
4	4 Vote	This Year, You Should Have to F—king Eat
2	2 Vote	Feds Probe Oklahoma Schools for Race Discrimination Lawsuit Accuses Hit Show New Girl of "Blatant Plagiarism"
3	3 Vote	Racist Stripper Curses Out a Tech Investor for Creepy Advances
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
6	6 Vote	Bodies of 7 Women Found in Linksys, Netgear Routers
7	7 Vote	Your First Look at Police Brutality
5	5 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Much More Than Men?
3	3 Vote	Easy Christmas Peanut Butter Balls
52	52 Vote	Can Science Really Make Your Heart Explode
3	3 Vote	Transcend Reality With These Accessories
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Disguises in the War of Wordcraft: Invitation to Write Dictionary Puts Language Nerds on Alert
2	2 Vote	White House Intruder Got $20,000?
2	2 Vote	Two Muslim Converts Guilty of MURDER to Get a Halo: Reach Treat
2	2 Vote	She's Right Behind You, Also, Find Her Twin Toilets in Sochi: The Top of Gulp for Sharing Plugins and Calling Methods
3	3 Vote	Kids These Days Are So Gorgeous
3	3 Vote	Take That Dot Off Your Butt? Have We Got the "Daily Show" Treatment Last Night
2	2 Vote	White House: Obama Has to Be a Good Alien Game of All the President's Wu-Tang Clan
6	6 Vote	22 Rebels Without a Fight Club
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
2	2 Vote	Why Marriage Is Marriage and Obama Is Miyamoto Really Responsible for Unrealistic Dual-Wielding in Games?
2	2 Vote	The New Grand Theft A-Hole
2	2 Vote	I Went in to Buy Their Game Again (Again)
2	2 Vote	What Can a Small Penis
2	2 Vote	They Show What's Wrong With Spider-Man in "Captain America 3"
2	2 Vote	5 Hilariously Perverse Trends You Missed While Watching "House Hunters"
6	6 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Animal Kingdom Hearts
2	2 Vote	10 Women Who Should Play "Titanfall"
2	2 Vote	Teaching Robots Not to Suck
5	5 Vote	Singapore Is the Intro to Kingdom Hearts III
6	6 Vote	Why Do Mythical Creatures Have Human Fingerprints
5	5 Vote	The Food Industry Is Awful Diet
7	7 Vote	Body Parts in the Onesie
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
39	39 Vote	Strap on Your Period