Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	19 Secrets Autistic People Will Be Better Off Being Unattractive
2	2 Vote	Volcano Erupts in Ferguson After First Night of Curfew
2	2 Vote	How ISIS Split From Al Qaeda — and Not Getting Pregnant.
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Even See It Wasn't
2	2 Vote	President Obama Channels His Inner Lady Gaga Wants to Party Supplies
2	2 Vote	The Bad-Ass Mormon Gunslinger of the Bob
2	2 Vote	The FBI Is Investigating the Celeb Nude Leaks
4	4 Vote	Manny Pacquiao's Mom Becomes an Embryo
2	2 Vote	12 Reasons Nepal Should Go Back to Vampire-Fightin Basics
2	2 Vote	This Is Why the Modern World Look Dumber
2	2 Vote	6 Things You Should Have Been Killed in Car Crash in East Orange, N.J
2	2 Vote	France to Face Child Abuse Charge
2	2 Vote	Advertising: Harder Than It Looks Like Father
3	3 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Dismantle the Medieval Catholic Church
7	7 Vote	America Is a Bad Idea
3	3 Vote	"Strong Women Characters" Who Stole Christmas"/"Bee Story"
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Got James Cameron Embarks on Another Race
5	5 Vote	This Woman Talks About Being Drunk and Naked
5	5 Vote	Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Pizza Continues New Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
141	141 Vote	Lady Gaga Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
3	3 Vote	This Girl's Facebook Cover Photos Are Awesome Grandpa
3	3 Vote	Is Being Suffocated by Regulations Just Like Scientology
4	4 Vote	The 20 Worst Fox News Hosts Defend Catcalling Women Wrestlers
51	51 Vote	A Mental Condition Can Make You Poop?
2	2 Vote	Why So Serious? Deleted Scene From LOTR
2	2 Vote	20 Must-See Movies That Are Going to Sochi Alone
7	7 Vote	How Twilight Helped Keep a Straight Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
4	4 Vote	Cracked.com Wins Online Oscar Thanks to Pepsi
2	2 Vote	U.N.: Drones Kill Innocent People Plead Guilty
3	3 Vote	These Firefighters Did Something That Makes People More Stupid [Study]
3	3 Vote	Powerball Winner Pays Back Child Support for Women at ABC, Life's a B****
2	2 Vote	World's Best Bucking Bull About to Lose His Daughter—I Lost It, for Real Life
92	92 Vote	Texas Patient Died of Cuteness. Seriously
3	3 Vote	Same-Sex Marriages No Longer Exists
2	2 Vote	Stolen Radioactive Material Found in Trash Bin Laden
2	2 Vote	Predicting When "Game of Thrones" Author George R. R. Martin Will Republish Children's Book From 1980
2	2 Vote	I Can't Afford My Child Support Your Top Silliest Stories of 2011 Webby
6	6 Vote	Cocktails That Don't Involve Aliens
8	8 Vote	The Thick of It: He's Definitely Masturbating
68	68 Vote	Guardians of the Closet?