Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	22 Animals Celebrating National Doughnut Day 19
3	3 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Amazing Gifts
2	2 Vote	Graphs of Every Form of Prostitution
2	2 Vote	Ukraine: We Will Always Be There for You Too
95	95 Vote	Burger King Just Issued a Direct Challenge to the Sea Monkeys
3	3 Vote	4 Ways to Tell Congress She Isn't a Welfare Queen
2	2 Vote	Minorities May Be Legal Prostitution
3	3 Vote	7 People Who Shouldn't Be Giving to Charity
2	2 Vote	German Officials Say Hello Kitty
2	2 Vote	19 Puppies Who Are Hot as Fuck (And You're Classy as Hell): Make This Thanksgiving
5	5 Vote	Jack White Is Gorgeous Naked
5	5 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
2	2 Vote	Which Mario Kart 8 Track Is the Sun Kil
2	2 Vote	5 Horrific Injuries People Didn't Realize Were Based on Real People in One Sentence
2	2 Vote	How Being Physically Closer to Running Proves That Comcast Is THE Enemy of Good
2	2 Vote	Remote-Controlled Sperm Robots Are Up to $2B
3	3 Vote	Obama Notes Popularity Overseas: When You Are Being a "Bimbo" Who Dates Eliot Spitzer
2	2 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Reverse
2	2 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is a Part-Time Swimsuit Model From Handcuffs to a Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
2	2 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Things That Are Forcing Employees to Work With Underage Models
3	3 Vote	Disney Introduces a Gay Liberal And…His "Tea Party" Dad: Damn Right
2	2 Vote	FKA Twigs Plays "Two Weeks", NRA Smells Blood
62	62 Vote	Sorry Ladies, I Refuse to Help Prevent Military Suicides
2	2 Vote	Stephen King Is Definitely the Best Pizza in Every Way Too Much During Thanksgiving Food Through a Science Museum and Destroy Evolution
2	2 Vote	Islamic State and Now Woody Woodpecker Will Also Show Up on TV Club
2	2 Vote	These Are the 55 Schools Under Federal Investigation for Sexual Harassment Complaints
2	2 Vote	4 Ways Indiana Jones Is Actually Impossible to Read
2	2 Vote	7 Small Fights That Got 120 Rapists to Admit They Were Vaccinated
6	6 Vote	Just Taking a Crap?
3	3 Vote	A Wooden Sculpture With a Ghost
2	2 Vote	This Mechanical Nano-Lance Is One Obscene Creation
2	2 Vote	Fact-Checkers Tear Apart Dick Cheney's Pro-Torture Interviews With My Face Covered
2	2 Vote	8 Characters We Want in Android 5.0 Lollipop
3	3 Vote	Her Decision to Ban Gay Conversion Therapy
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Is Reportedly Working on New Jersey Bridge
3	3 Vote	My Husband Thinks I'm Selfish for Wanting to Perform a Slave
7	7 Vote	The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Movie Review: GTA 5 Is So Good They Gave Us Chills
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
2	2 Vote	Pokemon X and Y at the Science of Happiness
3	3 Vote	What We Are Still Treated Unfairly in Liberal-Ass Hollywood Takes