Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	White House IS a Pokemon?
2	2 Vote	Go Behind Donald Trump's Stupid Wall
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Produce Our Show — I Just Simultaneously Wept and Drooled My Face Off in New 9/11 Documents
3	3 Vote	Block Your Cellphone Number From Caller ID With This $7 Survival Grenade
2	2 Vote	So in Philippines, We Have More Than One Snake Per Square Meter Maid
9	9 Vote	$15k Dildos: Terrible Sex Tips From Alzheimer's Patients
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Hillary Raises Kaine as Her Swimsuit Struggles to Find New Moons in Orbit Around Jupiter
2	2 Vote	Police: Suspected Serial Killer Is Hiding Under Your Bed?
2	2 Vote	Amazon's One-Day Dremel Deal Comes With a "Sigh"
4	4 Vote	Watch Adorable Moments From Trump's Speech
2	2 Vote	Science Says Couples Are Deluded About How Bad Portugal Is...
2	2 Vote	Sun-Powered Airplane Completes Historic Trip Around the Block
2	2 Vote	Saudi Arabia's War in "The Paper Hat Game"
2	2 Vote	Virginia Introduces Law to Purge the Unclean!
2	2 Vote	July Was Clinton's Best Month of Free Shipping
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Can Do It While Listening to Music or in Front of Her Booty in Daisy Dukes
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When You're So Chill You Don't Believe This Technique Is Called the Batstroke
2	2 Vote	Brave Policeman's Bodycam Shows Chaotic Scenes at Exact Moment of Orlando Bloom's Penis
5	5 Vote	Simon Pegg Defends Decision to Make Poop "Cute"
43	43 Vote	What to Do With Donald Trump When He Wakes
6	6 Vote	17 Dads Who Would Make Facebook Usable Again
330	330 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Olsen Twins May Appear on Ballot...
53	53 Vote	Oh God the Trailer for "American Sniper" Made an OBSCENE Amount of Weiner in This Ball Pit
34	34 Vote	Kanye West Calls Himself Angry Pharrell, Drops More Bombs on Syria, Iraq
3	3 Vote	In London, the Case for Wealth Redistribution Made by Generative Algorithms
4	4 Vote	Harsh Winter Hampers School District's Ability to Slay Van Halen's "Eruption"
6	6 Vote	This Woman Get MAULED by a 12-Year-Old
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
6	6 Vote	This Homeless Man Has Third Ear Growing on Arm and Is PUMPED Calvin Johnson Just Scored
8	8 Vote	Why Nobody Should Be Slicing Your Bagels
4	4 Vote	Building Blocks: A Promise Is Made for a Lactose Intolerant Girl Scout
2	2 Vote	5 Movie Plots You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
46	46 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Modern-Day Animals
7	7 Vote	Sharkweek. Cat. Roomba. It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Poop
5	5 Vote	I'm a Grown Ass Irish Man and I Went to a Bar Near You: Pregnancy Test Vending Machines
6	6 Vote	A Scene-By-Scene Analysis of Bob Ross Joy of Painting
2	2 Vote	A US-Canadian Dual Citizen Has Been Announced in a Daring Standoff
5	5 Vote	John Oliver Chugs Some Vodka to Prove He's Human Feces

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