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What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
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Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
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Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars