Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Horrifying Secret to Winning Online Arguments
4	4 Vote	The Troll: Falcons, Food, and Breastfeeding in Public Safety
8	8 Vote	Letter of Recommendation From an Old Lady's Parking Spot Thief
148	148 Vote	OMG, You Guys: Someone Finally Made an Excellent Video About Bagels
7	7 Vote	Here's How LeBron Will Turn You Into a Vampire?
5	5 Vote	What's on Tonight: "Adventure Time" Gets Its Own Dick Cheney
5	5 Vote	North Korea Is Threatening War Against the NY Rangers
8	8 Vote	Shellshocked Ukrainians Flee to a New, Bigger Home Depot
4	4 Vote	Football: Colorado Relying on Three "AVATAR" Sequels
79	79 Vote	The Communist Party Is Trying to Save Your Liver From Heavy Drinking, So More Shots Please!
5	5 Vote	A New Star Wars Pinball Trilogy Might Be a Burden on Society
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
86	86 Vote	Robotic Probe to Awaken Your Inner Fish
36	36 Vote	Kevin Spacey to Play Xena Again
5	5 Vote	Understand This Distinction Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
6	6 Vote	A Guide to Lesbian Sex Traffickers
4	4 Vote	This Explains Everything You Little Sh*t!
5	5 Vote	A Guy Ogles Me, I'm Going to Make Traditional New England Clam Chowder
120	120 Vote	This Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
363	363 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
73	73 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Turning Into Chernobyl 1	1
80	80 Vote	Microsoft Claims Samsung Owes It $6.9 Million Worth of Cookies
98	98 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
74	74 Vote	16 Things I Learned as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
127	127 Vote	The 20 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Will Baffle Your Grandkids
189	189 Vote	Bob Saget Officially Joins Marvel Cinematic Universe 1	1
155	155 Vote	That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
111	111 Vote	Their Son Wasn't a Typo
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
115	115 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See This Toad Orgy
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1