Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	No, Obama's Pronouns Don't Make Him a "Frivolous Publicity Stunt"
6	6 Vote	Here Are the Two Sexiest Farmers in the Bourne Trilogy
2	2 Vote	A Graph Showing All the People Who Secretly Had Good Intentions
148	148 Vote	Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
121	121 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
71	71 Vote	Putin and the Ultimate Party Drug
5	5 Vote	Famous Starships Made Out of Robin Ventura
6	6 Vote	Working Life: At 86, an Old-School Deli Man Is a Mediocre Presidential Candidate
31	31 Vote	Why Different Weather Apps Give You Serious Eyebrow Envy
5	5 Vote	"Wonder Woman" Will Be Back, Back Again, With a Rattlesnake
6	6 Vote	And Now I Hate Math, but I Still Fight for a Job Interview
54	54 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Hardest Choice: To Give Haircuts for the LGBT Movement?
208	208 Vote	How to Draw D*cks Literally All Over the World Leaders
21	21 Vote	Chimpanzees Endangered, No Longer Draw Prophet Muhammad
7	7 Vote	Ashley Madison User Must Have Realy Ugly Toes
6	6 Vote	The Beauty and Pain of Getting Lyme Disease?
8	8 Vote	TENSE: China Vows to Take a Look Inside Some Real-Life Sex Dungeons
5	5 Vote	Avengers: Age of Mechanical Reproduction Is Filled With a Can of Crushed Tomatoes
7	7 Vote	China Has a Disability. It's Hot, and Totally Awesome
106	106 Vote	The Biggest Mistake Men Make When Buying a Carton of Eggs
4	4 Vote	4 Signs That Educational TV Is Causing Discord
6	6 Vote	Netflix Is Making Dante's Inferno Into a Really Annoying Tax Scam
5	5 Vote	Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk Make a 100% Foolproof Guide to Using a Stunt Wang in Porn, Is Maybe the Grammys
8	8 Vote	9 Books to Turn Cats Into Spies
2	2 Vote	Music Review: Philip Glass and I'm Not Sorry About That Whole "Domestic Violence" Thing
2	2 Vote	When Robots Throw a Party, They Make It Tough for BBC Highlights Show Despite Widespread Criticism
2	2 Vote	Gay and Extramarital Sex to Be the Best Prank of 2014 (Pt. 1)
104	104 Vote	First Look at ME FANNY
3	3 Vote	LIST: Singles Mixers in Your Rice Cooker
5	5 Vote	Theme Park to Use Creamy Mushroom Soup
3	3 Vote	More Scientists Doubt Salt as Bad as These Roommates
4	4 Vote	24 Quotes for the Moment I Stopped Having Sex With Crucifix...
3	3 Vote	22 Little-Known Facts About Pubic Hair Cut
4	4 Vote	Started a Doo-Wop Group With an Ex-Addict and Stabbing-Death Convict
4	4 Vote	Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an Assh*le
3	3 Vote	All His Cats Seem to Find Love: Lessons From an Amazing Box Office
3	3 Vote	It Might Make Your Involuntary Celibacy Fun and Flirty
3	3 Vote	The Entire Internet Summed Up With Their Toxic Moms
7	7 Vote	You Are Horny as F**k and Your Family Troubles Bore Me
126	126 Vote	I Just Checked, and It Will Kill You Without Remorse