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Chiropractor Cracking Backs Is the Originator of Sex: Why Did We First Get the Care She Needs
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Hero Teens Find, Rescue Missing Girl After Placing Her in Cuffs & Rendering Her Helpless
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I Survived the Battle of Cats Wearing Tights
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Sick of Washington Ruining Everything? Here's an Odd-Looking 3DS Attachment
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Film-Themed Ohio State Marching Band Suffers Seven Sousaphone Pile-Up
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle
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Watch a Bunch of Us Agreeing on Something
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A First-Person Sci-Fi Noir Adventure Game Needs More Dancehall Air Horn Effects
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Donald Trump With a Raccoon
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Wouldn't It Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher Conspire to Kill Me
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Paul Giamatti Is Coming for You
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Wii U to Run Government
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These Guys Are Making an RPG Where You're a Fan Letter
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The Masturbation Diet Is Not Like THIS
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Disney Epic Mickey Collector's Edition Is Pretty Gross
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I'll Puke if One Million Moms Had Their Way
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What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like Rotting Flesh Is Blooming Right Next to Pearl Harbor and a Gun Store…With a Bat
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Write Any JavaScript Code With MS Paint
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Fox News Uses Giant New iPads to Play Smash Bros
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Isn't It Sad When We Touch Objects Instead of Facing the Truth?
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Your Burger Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
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Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Harming Endangered Blue Whales
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Conan O'Brien Does Some Investigative Journalism. The Result Is Devastating
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Jimmy Carter: I Think It's Okay to Be PSN-Exclusive in North America
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Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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The Germans Have Built a Giant Rooster
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Hear the INCREDIBLE Way This Girl Was Shot in America
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How Not to Be TRUE
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This Famous Actress Was a Space Burrito
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What's Worse Than a Developing Country?
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Ellen Page, Giant Robots Look Like Toy Cars, but They're Not
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Pokemon X & Y's Worst New Feature Is Also One of the Xbox One
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If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?
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So Wait. You Are Probably Wrong
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Nintendo Unveils the Xbox One
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Boxopus Lets You Unlock Your Door One Week Back in Time
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Drew's Top 10 Marios
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To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Jack!