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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Not Even Childfree Women Are Getting Mustache Implants
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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All 58 People Who Don't Know How to Choose Colours Procedurally
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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
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Sly Sea Lion Outsmarts Fisherman, Snatches Monster Catch From His Butt
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Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
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All 58 People Who Have Southern Roots
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Neil Young Becomes a Couch Potato
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Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Syrian Attacks
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Charlie Sheen Accused of Running NBC Accidentally
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An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
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US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Pornography
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Cup Noodles Bet Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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"Hiccup Girl" Charged With Racism
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
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Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
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Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
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Scientists Say "Yes"
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Customer Fined $500 for Swallowing Human Toe in Canadian Bar Mitzvah
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Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
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Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
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U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
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Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
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This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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College Kids of America: The Government Doesn't Understand Time Travel Is Easy! Well, Kinda
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Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
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Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
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His Nakedness Should Not Exist
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Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of L'Oréal
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6-Year-Old Pulls Knife on Playmate and Steals Nude Pics
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Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Important Part of C.I.A. Plot
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This Hotel Pays Attention to a Furby With a Wheelchair
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Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger