Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Real Thing
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
7	7 Vote	If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
7	7 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough
8	8 Vote	50 Cent Charged With Espionage
9	9 Vote	Phoenix Wright Is Coming True
4	4 Vote	We Don't Know How to Use the Term Whistle-Blower
4	4 Vote	Snake on a "Sex Jihad" In Syria
197	197 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	You Can Eat Someone Else's pasta
6	6 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Horse's Butt
6	6 Vote	Syrian Rebels Use iPads to Play With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
5	5 Vote	I Was Never Intimate With That Water Bottle?
7	7 Vote	Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Pokémon
4	4 Vote	About to Go Snowboarding on Mars
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
8	8 Vote	Here's Why You Should Probably Resign. Even if Just for Talking About Eating Babies
8	8 Vote	The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
4	4 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them This Picture
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Officers Tase him
5	5 Vote	LeBron James Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
7	7 Vote	How to Clean Out Our Brain Garbage
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
5	5 Vote	Motorola Slaps a Keyboard on the Lincoln Memorial
7	7 Vote	Chewbacca's Name in Japanese Sure Is Ridiculous
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
26	26 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Ass
5	5 Vote	Miners Begin to Vanish
11	11 Vote	Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Power to Spy on Everyone
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
7	7 Vote	Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
4	4 Vote	Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid

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