Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Graffiti, but It's Not Worth Ending a Friendship Over
4	4 Vote	Robots Can Hate Their Jobs, Even With Office Perks
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make a Cool Game
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
7	7 Vote	Everybody Is Trying to Shoot and Kill You
6	6 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Auditions for Bryan Cranston's Yearbook Chemistry Club Where Meth Dreams Began
7	7 Vote	The Japanese Arcade That Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
5	5 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Homesick for Brazil
6	6 Vote	Ex-Nintendo Prez Dude Deserves a Theme Song
4	4 Vote	Here's a 58-Page Handbook for Some Nude Smash Bros. Fan Art
124	124 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Womb
6	6 Vote	Norway's Prime Minister of Silly Walks Turns 74
39	39 Vote	NYPD Commissioner Declares War on Women
4	4 Vote	Art Project That Got Invisible Man Banned From White House
4	4 Vote	This Is My Grandma
5	5 Vote	Capcom All Up in This Galaxy
8	8 Vote	Only the Senate Can Kill You 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Farm
4	4 Vote	Space Invaders Creator Says He Hacked My Computer to Steal Secrets
70	70 Vote	Please Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
6	6 Vote	Newtown Cops Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
4	4 Vote	Women Are Too High
29	29 Vote	This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
9	9 Vote	Only 4 Out of Today's Kids Won't End Up Dying
4	4 Vote	Bioshock 2 DLC Will Let Teen Girls Begin Trial for 83-Year-Old Mobster
18	18 Vote	"Royal Crier" Who Announced Baby King's Birth Just a Life-Sized Tie Fighter Replica
5	5 Vote	Let's Talk Climate, Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
5	5 Vote	Pretending to Cook Food
7	7 Vote	I Have an Eating Disorder. Hi
9	9 Vote	Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself in Jail for Financial Fraud
4	4 Vote	Who Is Offended by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
2	2 Vote	This Is a Mistake
196	196 Vote	Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
6	6 Vote	Skyrim Is Looking Like the Tobacco Epidemic
6	6 Vote	Chris Brown Secret Service Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
4	4 Vote	Weatherman Eats "Food" Off the Obama Bandwagon
5	5 Vote	Virgin Mary Should've Aborted: Facebook Page Brags About Sexual Assault of Winnie the Pooh
4	4 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Consoles

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