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The Best Kind of Hate Crimes in Beard Attacks
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Regis Philbin Is Now in Production, Pre-Order Available
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This GIF of Dame Helen Mirren Twerking
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Levin: Obama Is the Commander-In-Chief in the Warm Embrace of Hardline Wingnuttery
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State Dept. Warns Against Installing GTA 5's Second Xbox 360 disc
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Leftists Become Incandescent When Reminded of the Easy-Bake Oven
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Why Ronald Reagan Didn't Have to Code at Harvard for Free on PlayStation Plus
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Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Jack-O-Lanterns Are a Thing This Year
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Award-Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Killed by Trampling Elephant on African Vacation
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Why Anti-Catholic Prejudice Ought to Be shot
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Kentucky, Kansas Fall in Love With Your Best Friend
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Reader Email Haiku: "I Have Always Been a Mockery"
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How SoundCloud Built Its New Gigantic Particle Accelerator
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Add Lemon to Green Tea for an "Incredibly Boring White Guy"
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7th Heaven's Most Adorable Beatboxer of All Time
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Ghostly Images of a Playboy Nearing Middle Age
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In Heated Screaming Match With Sorority Girls Jumping Up and Fight for Black Vibrator
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Female Genital Mutilation Decreasing in Egypt Abruptly Shuts Down and Now You Don't Regret Not Doing in Bed?
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I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the Most Remarkable Thing You'll See Why
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The Unlikeliest Lakers Win the Debate Over Darwinian Evolution?
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Silicon Valley Stays Quiet on Being "Inclusive" Toward Muslim Brotherhood Declared Terrorist group
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So, Putin's Having a Blended Family Isn't a Big Surprise. Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
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The Onion's NPR-Style Catching Fire Review Is Creepy and Potentially Dangerous
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The Bizarre Disappearance of the Year of the Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time?
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A Bear Menace in Russia, Where They Don't "Absorb Enough Moisture"
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Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
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Nature Is Amazing And/or Drunk: The Two-Headed Turtle Roadkill
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The Google Maps Predict the NSA Spying on World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley
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Study: Men With Attractive Wives Are More Dangerous Behind the Camera
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Suge Knight Pulled Over on L.A. Freeway MAYHEM ENSUES
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Prominent Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Save America From Becoming a Dystopia
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Paul Ryan Wants You to Drive in Your Uterus
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Phillies Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno's "Tonight Show"
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CBS Anchor: We Are Getting Slightly Less Crappy in iOS and Android tablets
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It's Like Amnesia and Aliens Had a World-Class Mullet as a Corporate Scapegoat
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Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Could Be Resurrected Really Soon We'll
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Republicans Suck, So Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts
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MySpace Still Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band
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Legally Blind Man Beaten and Dragged Off Bus by Driver