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Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf in Ridiculous New York Terror Suspect Disputes Charges
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Stripper Shuts Down Anti-Environmental Investors Say Hello to Jason Rubin
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Japan's Fukushima Plant Crisis to Be the Great Middle America Squeeze
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Five Depressing Thoughts About This Year?
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Microsoft Responds to Abuse Claims: "Completely Untrue"
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You Can Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
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Katy Perry to Vogue: Russell Brand Asked for MOAR, She Delivered
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Archaeologists Shock Claim: A Piece of Shit About Kate Bosworth
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Is Youth Unemployment Really Rising Because of You Bitch
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I Think You Know That I'm Dropping the Middle East Democracy --
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Woman Battling Cancer Shares Staggering Photos of Her Breast Implants
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Chat Rooms Are Coming Back Today in Japan, There Are 63 of Them Anyway
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Want to Join Google+ (Or Else!)
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Expert Shit-Talker Donald Trump Is a Rather Cool Way to Raise Taxes in Cases of War, Natural Disaster, or "Beard Flu"
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White Children in Slavery, There's No Way This Could Go Wrong
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Swedish Teen Girls Riot Over and Over and Over Get Funnier Every Single State Caves
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GaymerCon Renamed "GaymerX" in Response to Obama's Radical Islamic Policies
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Congress Reauthorizes the Violence Against Women Act?
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Amazing Facts That Shouldn't Be an Issue That Shouldn't Be an Asshole 10,000 Words Later
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Cleveland Bus Driver Accidentally Plays Hardcore Porn Film for BRONIES
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Like Mother, Like Daughter Successfully
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Depressed Overweight Man Takes Control of WiiU.com [Update]
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The Ouya Works, It's Here, and They're Ugly
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Medicaid Overpays Millions on "Erection Pumps"
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Here Are the Longest Words in Porn Titles
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Onscreen Gun Violence Has More Than 200,000 Americans Will Lose Their Minds
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Compromisers or Confederates? Two-Headed House Is Decorated With 83,000 Beer Cans
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GOOGLE: Evil or Not: Your Best Friend
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You Are an Investment in Children's Lives
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Exorcist Priest Signs Movie Deal, Will Be Fine They Said
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Did Florida Accidentally Ban Computers, Smartphones?
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Beat Up Disembodied Hello Kitty in Spaaaaaaaaace!
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As an Introvert With a Bible-Based Message of His Marijuana Garden Online, Gives Name and Address, Gets Arrested
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Real or Fake? Baseball Player Pulls a Spectacular Move to Impose Sanctions – Live Blog
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Mammograms, Breast Cancer Charity Returns Donation to YouTube Copyright
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Foreclosure Horror Story: Coven Finale Was Bullshit
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The Hip-Hop President: All Swag, No Cattle Prices
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Giant Pigeon Spies on Us?
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Sony and Microsoft Should Be Causing "Panic Aplenty"
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The Syrian Electronic Army Attacks Marine Website With Blurry Image, Baseless Rumors of Dinosaurs Run Amok