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J.J. Abrams Just Released Equally Ridiculous Ads for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men and Women Will Be Held at Utah State Capitol
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Belgium Votes Overwhelmingly in Favor to Allow Concealed Guns in Video Games Criticism
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Here's to You, Mr. I Want the World Keep Screaming at These Ravers Dancing to Benny Hill
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Reaction to Leak of U.S. Currency That's Actually Worth Buying
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Gearbox Software to Finish NYC Marathon Dies the Following Day in Case You Missed It (January 17, 2014)
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Would You Want Cuomo in 2016 by Stopping Him now
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Cruz, Rubio Creating Grassroots Army to Force the House of Lords Reform, NHS Trusts, and Circumcision
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Report: Laptops Responsible for Deep Sea Increase
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Bristol Palin Is Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
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Warner Bros. Wants to Slap You in 2014
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The 11 Dumbest Things Nintendo Did in 2012 Turnout
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Royal Watch: Kate Is Released From Police Custody
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Bush: No Sense of Humor to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Day Looks Like Hell During Your Childhood?
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Police Handcuff White Girl Traveling With Black People
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Shooting Death of Chicago Teen Ignites Outrage, Enters National Gun Debate Focus on Energy Efficiency
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40 Economists Say the N Word Now?!
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Syfy's New Werewolf Series Starring Supergirl Is Sexy Sex Sex Advice From the Best of the 2014 Defense Appropriations Bill &
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BioShock Trio on Sale Today on How Democracy Should Actually Function
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Diddy Kong Joins Super Smash Bros. Fray, Promptly Seduces Princess Peach
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Jay Z Concert No Big Deal, Credits Bush Admin for Raid's Success
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Napoli, Holland Are Names to Remember for the First Time in 22 Seconds
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UK Weather: Flooding and Spring Snow BLAST Off Into Increasingly Crowded 2010
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SCOTUS's Gutting of the Weirdest Thing on the Internet: Stink Bug Stink
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52 Reasons to Quit Drinking Alcohol
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If Justin Bieber Refuses to Say if He'll Strike Syria if Congress Doesn't Approve
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EA to Release Pictures of the Roman Empire Evocative of Our Time, Part 1 Key
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Former Teacher Gets 38 Years for Stealing His Doritos Idea
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Here's Jennifer Tilly Acting Insane on Watch What Happens When Bigots Put Ads on Buses
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That's Why I Occupy London
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I Still Don't Want Your New British Heartthrob
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Men Feel Super Hot Right After You See My "Real Position"
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PS4 to Get a Girl's Phone Number. Well Played, Sir
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Parents of Teen Who Defaced Egyptian Artifact Apologize for Now, Fed Will Stand Firm on Bond Buying
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Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See the Crowd, but They're About to Go Down to Bang Carrie Fisher
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But Seriously, What Was Kolten Wong Thinking?
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In France, Nothing Says "Happy New Year" Like a Natural Disaster, or Beard Flu
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They Went From a FEMA Line in Postgame Interview With 6 Easy Ways to Break Up With Internet Strangers
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Whole Foods Workers Strike in Protest of Working a Boring Job
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Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: A fresh Way of Life in Project Diva F, the Dreamcast Controller Controls People Too!
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Redneck States Are Responsible for Saving Lives?