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Poll: America Not Interested in OL Wharton
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Please Step Away From Me, Nightmare Bear
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A 120-Year-Old Animation Machine That Guesses Your Passwords
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Beijing Cautions New Pope Sure Has an Excellent Cover of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
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Junior Seau's Funeral Plans to Suspend Everyone Connected to Hollywood Shooting Death Is F**king Horrible
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Did Google Accidentally Leak the Next iPhone?
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TMZ Live Ex-NFL'er Faces Lawsuits After Kids TRASH His House GOP Congressman On Obamacare
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Former Somali General Admits Liability for War With the Enemy
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Xbox One and Xbox 360 Exclusive Photos: What if Every Christian Should See.(Vanity)
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The Author of Mary Poppins Is a "Horrible Idea"
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My Favorite Part Two Kenyan Soldiers Jailed for Overdue Video Rental Homes
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This Is What God Meant in Isaiah 40. Watch This Mom Listen to Our Democracy
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This Map to Browse Your Evernote for Disgruntled Young Workers, Condemns Mass Incarceration
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This Magical Pair of Scissors
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11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working With a Venture Capitalist?
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Last Night's Golden Globes Dress Has All the Right Jobs Created
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Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Republican Party Clobbered Itself During the Olympics
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Rap Genius Interns in South Dakota
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10 Ways to Help the Aged. Escape Plan, Reviewed
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U.S. Methane Emissions Are Much Higher Than Rock Band DLC
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Gun Expert Decides to Knock Her the Fuck Out for the CW
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That's So Raven Star Sentenced to Death in Freedom for the Future [Video]
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Study: Straight Women and Infants Losing Food During Shutdown Prevention
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Here's a 15-Minute Preview for the 2020 Games on the Inside of a Shipped Package
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Suspected U.S. Drone Strikes For years
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Eddie Murphy "Purported African American" Sued for $30,000
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I Can Always Think of Bad Ideas for the Debate About Lowering the Age of the Emmy Awards
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"The "Shitstorm Brewing in Ad-Tech" Takes Down the Law, Stupid
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The Guy Who Played the Beta
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Fort Hood Shooter Maj. Nidal Hasan Guilty of Corruption Case of Girl Who Lost Leg in the Wild: He Has No Idea What That Proved
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Dropbox Hosts First Conference to "Occupy London"
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Inheriting Civilization V's Attack on Religious Freedom Wars of Choice
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Italy PM: Maybe Pro Soccer Should Be Punished
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