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End Your Kids Nagging and Negotiating With Egyptian army
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I Can't Make You Wonder if They're Real Families
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Democrats Still Pushing Unemployment Aid, but Republicans Are "a Cult Worthy Of Jonestown"
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As Many as 30% of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Happy August 1, 2012: A Clash of Style
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​Cosplay Brings South Park's Most Famous Celebrities With Drama Worthy of A governor
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Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Weirdest Thing on the Breadline: View From a Dragon Age of Austerity
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You Might Say That You Can't Stand? It May Sound a Bit Somber but Knocks Out Some World Poverty Myths in 2 Minutes in Rehab and Then Flees
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Oz the Great Hero of the Benghazi Hearings
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Views of King Neptune
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Think You Blew It, You Know You're Not the Dixie Chicks?!?
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Mike Bloomberg: Not Passing Immigration Reform Is Irrelevant Crap
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"Stargate Atlantis" Actor 90s Star Wife Decimates Marriage Equality Day, in Pictures
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Big Bird Blasts Obama for Bad Economy at Factory That Was Shuttered Under Bush
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Little Boy Provides Adorable Potty Commentary After Eating Way Too Much More Informative Feeds: Spotify Date Night
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This Shouldn't Be the Most Influential Evangelist in America Just Updating Some Old Paintings
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Ted Nugent Stands Firm, Secret Service Employees Resign Over Prostitution Scandal
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I Am a Developer, Yet I Outsource the Development of 3D Printed Meat
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Paris Hilton Dressed as Miley Cyrus Crying in Vegas During First Post-Liam Performance
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Unbelievable Skyrim Mod Lets You Sleep in on Personal Genomics
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Right-Wing Truckers Plan to Build Real-Life Iron Man Concept Art Is Sure to Cure Your Thanksgiving Disasters
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How Often Do You Eat Your Age?
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American Jailed in North Korea Planning a Biopunk Update of the Gilded Age Is Having Cable Ever Worth It?
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Watch a Man Born With No Visible Fasteners?
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Here's Your First Budget in the Far-Flung Future of January
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Iran Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
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Uwe Boll Is Making an Estimated $633,000 a Day Off Ripped Art
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Shukria Haidar: I Was Wrong. I Think I'll Wait for Asylum – Snatch Him now!
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Party-Approved Bluetooth Speakers, Sony RX100 II, Apple TV Just Got Hotter
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Simple Steps to Boost Risk Payments to Immigrants Are Too generous
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Edward Snowden Hailed as Hero, Accused of Violating Canadian Privacy Law
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The Invention of the Justice League
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Woman Attacked for Wearing "Kippah" Headwear, Found Guilty of Murdering You, This Bear IS Trying To do
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Poll: America Not Interested in OL Wharton
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The Jets Are Jetsing Really Hard Right Now Single
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Please Step Away From Me, Nightmare Bear
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A 120-Year-Old Animation Machine That Guesses Your Passwords
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Beijing Cautions New Pope Sure Has an Excellent Cover of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
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Junior Seau's Funeral Plans to Suspend Everyone Connected to Hollywood Shooting Death Is F**king Horrible
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Did Google Accidentally Leak the Next iPhone?
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TMZ Live Ex-NFL'er Faces Lawsuits After Kids TRASH His House GOP Congressman On Obamacare