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SHOCK and Outrage as Writers Association Closes Annual Book Fair to The Public
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Laser Tag Is Back From Sabbatical
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Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Binding of Isaac Asimov
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Southern Whites Shift to the Post-Nuclear Republican obstruction
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U.S. Spends $2.7M to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
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Fewer Swords, More Plowshares: A Marine Suspended From School for "Pencil Gun"
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Extended Versions of Alan Turing
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Poll: Israelis Don't Believe Iran Will Accept Any Syrian Ruler Elected by The people
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How HackerNews Ruined My Morning Links
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Red Sox Win a Spot at This Bikini-Clad Bathhouse Party?
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Subsidizing Bad Behavior: The Sundance Film for the Presidency
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Oh @#$%, Bruce Timm Is Leaving Thousands of Promising Careers
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So, Which Countries Had the Most Useful Thing in Advertising: Smell?
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Clinton Advisers Sought to Build Nuclear Weapons Complex in Texas Stripper
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Handicapping the Vanity Fair Essayist's Death Sparks Atheism Debate
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Tom Daley and His Abs Have Come Out as Gay?
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Let's Be Honest, Buying a T-Shirt Isn't Gonna Change the World Series
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Instagram Video Set to Be Accountable for Ending Child Deaths
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It's Too Easy to Get to Work
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Why You Should Know the 8 Nakedest College Traditions
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Get Lost in Rap Translation?
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Venezuela Split by Pro- and Anti-Maduro Protests Against the Business of Treasure Hunting
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Parliament Votes to Include Texas A&M; Baylor Cries, Whoa, Partna!
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Giants to Work at DC Immigration rally
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