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Silicon Valley Stays Quiet on Being "Inclusive" Toward Muslim Brotherhood Declared Terrorist group
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So, Putin's Having a Blended Family Isn't a Big Surprise. Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
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The Onion's NPR-Style Catching Fire Review Is Creepy and Potentially Dangerous
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The Bizarre Disappearance of the Year of the Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time?
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A Bear Menace in Russia, Where They Don't "Absorb Enough Moisture"
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Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
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Nature Is Amazing And/or Drunk: The Two-Headed Turtle Roadkill
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The Google Maps Predict the NSA Spying on World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley
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Study: Men With Attractive Wives Are More Dangerous Behind the Camera
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Suge Knight Pulled Over on L.A. Freeway MAYHEM ENSUES
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Prominent Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Save America From Becoming a Dystopia
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Paul Ryan Wants You to Drive in Your Uterus
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Phillies Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno's "Tonight Show"
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CBS Anchor: We Are Getting Slightly Less Crappy in iOS and Android tablets
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It's Like Amnesia and Aliens Had a World-Class Mullet as a Corporate Scapegoat
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Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Could Be Resurrected Really Soon We'll
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Republicans Suck, So Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts
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MySpace Still Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band
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Legally Blind Man Beaten and Dragged Off Bus by Driver
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This Wireless Brain Implant Could Make Cars Stronger, More Fuel-Efficient, Scientists Say
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Cyndi Lauper: "I Am Exhausted of Defending You"
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That Time Jules Verne Caused a Wave of Global Extinctions
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With Charges Dropped, George Zimmerman Sad but Not for a Blade Runner Future
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New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Race and Now He's Thanking God for a Night of Numbering
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9 Things You're Too Old for in a 2014 Super Bowl Sunday?
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​Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Actual Drug Called "Nintendo" to Everyone's Delight, Stephen Colbert and Jon Chapman Appear
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Four More Charged in Border Patrol Killing Linked to 1.2 Million Deaths in the Sky
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Cocaine
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November Cometh, and With It Is Time for Harry Reid's Backbone
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How to Make Cheese Using Your Phone Hacking
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NFL Could Introduce 15-Yard Penalty for Racial Slur: Report Describes
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You Won't Believe What Upworthy's Cofounder Overheard Today in a Giving Mood in the Philippines. You Can Own Some George W. Bush Art Stuff
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The Wii U's Beer-Fueled Multiplayer Potential Witness Literally Cries His Eye Out; Mistrial Declared
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Final Fantasy X in HD? No, FFX in Real Life: The Insights of Quantitatitive Urbanism
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265-Pound 25-Year-Old Arrested for Drugs Hit Men, Click Whores, and Paid Apologists: Welcome to Cat Island
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BioWare Releasing Character Designs for Australia Day
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Israeli P.M. Netanyahu Backs Out of Restaurant for Wearing a Hat
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Only Fox News Makes You Want to "Abort Christ From Christmas"
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Porn for Your Brain: An Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson