Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
1	1 Vote	The Real Truth About Baby Carrots
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Nice Guy Chris Brown Incredibly ... There's a Goddamn Omelet
1	1 Vote	Son of J.R.R. Tolkien Finally Speaks Out About the Women in the Attic Incest-Fest
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Babies Can't Hold Me Down I'm on a Plane! (Really)
1	1 Vote	1 Student Dead, 3 Hurt in Texas – Had Gun in Teen's Pants Discharges During Hug, Kills Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	How Almost Human Does for Winnie the Pooh What the Frack Is Fracking?
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2