Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
18	18 Vote	Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
53	53 Vote	The Brilliant New Hunger Games Film, Katniss Can't Escape the Beaver
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
7	7 Vote	10 Worst Foods to Eat on a Surfacing Submarine?
102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
5	5 Vote	Why Every Bro Needs to Cry in Public (NSFW)
111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
50	50 Vote	This Feminist Twist on Breakfast Waffles
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
4	4 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time Travel
6	6 Vote	Questions Raised by a Giraffe
48	48 Vote	Your Cable Box Is Found to Have Feelings
103	103 Vote	What You Need to Give a Shit
85	85 Vote	Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
108	108 Vote	Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
7	7 Vote	She Thinks Her Vagina Deserves Only the Best. So That's Why Everybody Is So Uncomfortable
56	56 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
7	7 Vote	Sunny Days Are Actually Hoaxes
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5