Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
8	8 Vote	Your Appliances Are Trying to Get Naked
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
196	196 Vote	Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7

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