Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	If Your Awkward Sex Life Were Like Comic Books
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
56	56 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Taking Your Breath Away
250	250 Vote	Twitter Users Want a Higher Purpose
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
8	8 Vote	3 Places to Smoke Crack
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
8	8 Vote	10 Superstar Actors Who Do the Damn Dishes
117	117 Vote	One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink
200	200 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
200	200 Vote	LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
93	93 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
3	3 Vote	The Difference Between Your Career and Your Significant Other
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
47	47 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1