Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
4	4 Vote	A Brain Implant That Repairs Brain Damage
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
25	25 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Inner Monologue
5	5 Vote	O.J. Simpson Granted Parole — Not Free Yet as He Clings to a Peruvian Woman to Avoid the Rain
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
54	54 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
5	5 Vote	Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel Agrees
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
5	5 Vote	Quentin Tarantino: Silent but Deadly Tornadoes Tear Through Central Europe on Clone Wars
2	2 Vote	This One-Year-Old Is the Average Worker
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
50	50 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With This Fucking Pencil
10	10 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Weep Brain Fluid
8	8 Vote	Our Hopes and Dreams About Delicious Waffles
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
60	60 Vote	Men Dressed as People Pass By