Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
208	208 Vote	Bees Are Actually Donuts 2	2
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
2	2 Vote	Shaking the Etch-A-Sketch: After Promising to (Guess What?) Change Multiplayer
51	51 Vote	Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
89	89 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
112	112 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
44	44 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows