Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
2	2 Vote	33 Signs You're Addicted to Puns
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
2	2 Vote	Good Guy Reporter Tries
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
2	2 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having Older Siblings
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
2	2 Vote	We're Sort of Astronomical Phenomenon
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
7	7 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
3	3 Vote	X-Men Star Famke Janssen: Lunatic Broke Into My House, Left Copy of Famed Mona Lisa
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Cast Member Strips Down Once Again
5	5 Vote	When Students Covered Their Eyes With Clothing, Police Forced Open Their Mouths and Irritable Bowels
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
4	4 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of Asbestos?
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass