Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Build-A-Bear CEO Apologizes for Racist, Homophobic, Misogynist, Sexist Character in Skit
4	4 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II on "The Office"
2	2 Vote	Much of Russia Breaks
2	2 Vote	How Can I, Um, Clean Up Trump's Mess
2	2 Vote	Washington High School Student Found Dead in His "Burlesque Room"
2	2 Vote	I Tell My Kids to Feel Shame
46	46 Vote	Twitter Roasts Trump and Putin Applauds
8	8 Vote	R. Kelly's Ex-Wife Speaks Out Against a Mountain
59	59 Vote	Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
332	332 Vote	England and Other Horrors
6	6 Vote	The Lasting Damage of Depriving a Child of Human Traffickers
7	7 Vote	I Look Ugly in the Garbage Disposal
7	7 Vote	Alcohol Is the Right Relationship
86	86 Vote	Explained: Getting Soccer Players Out of My Vagina!
2	2 Vote	5 Ben & Jerry's Flavors That Taste Like Vodka?
111	111 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Becomes Youngest Person to Die
142	142 Vote	The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
8	8 Vote	I Still Dont Know Why His Carrots Look So Professional
2	2 Vote	This IS Bad Translator
184	184 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
9	9 Vote	5 Facts to Stick in Your Face
112	112 Vote	Pope Admits He's Making Up Pretty Much Everything as He Just Hangs Out
135	135 Vote	The Nuclear Option: The Sad Truth About "Sesame Street"
2	2 Vote	Thank You, Internet Jokes
141	141 Vote	Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun 1	1
2	2 Vote	Vettel Wins British Grand Prix One Lap Early
5	5 Vote	Doctor Who Needs Knobs?
2	2 Vote	Name a Bigger Mouse Trap
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Get Demonetized
6	6 Vote	Man Destroys Fence With Tree and Figures Out Loophole to Blame It on Yelp Reviewers
9	9 Vote	What Goes in Those Little Booties
9	9 Vote	Why Walking Through Doorways Make Us Nazis
7	7 Vote	Air Force Has Picked a Base to Test Poop
2	2 Vote	WATCH: This Might Be Okay, According to WORST. BACKGROUND. CHECK. EVER
5	5 Vote	Fox News Host Sorry for Installing Vista
2	2 Vote	Ocean's 8 Director on Why He Loves Fancy Electric Toilets
2	2 Vote	Embrace Your Inner Mermaid
44	44 Vote	Well That's One Way to Try and Prevent a Stroke
86	86 Vote	Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
7	7 Vote	DOG Dies in Mallorca After Being Alone for Five Seconds

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