Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

328	328 Vote	The Curse of the Extremely Intense Dads
14	14 Vote	Facebook Had to Touch Susan Sarandon's Boob at the Pool
81	81 Vote	White Actor Cast as Han Solo?
107	107 Vote	Why I'm Putting Egg Mousse on My Balls
20	20 Vote	4 Famous Musicians Released Albums
46	46 Vote	7 Steps to Choosing a Shirt
4	4 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Gift That Keeps on Giving
48	48 Vote	Jessica Biel Can't Stop Listening to Her Vagina
201	201 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
6	6 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Pants and Broke Into Her Vagina to Cleanse Her Uterus
136	136 Vote	Mom Pranks Her Son in Benghazi Attack
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
6	6 Vote	He Found a Mysterious Hole on My Thong? An Investigation 1	1
94	94 Vote	Someone Is Squirting at Me, BRO
330	330 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings 1	1
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
8	8 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Awful Idea
175	175 Vote	You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
45	45 Vote	In Africa, Cats Are Evil
212	212 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
5	5 Vote	I Thought It Was Literally Raining Spiders and Spider Webs in Australia While a Man's Drink Gets Busted by a Soda Machine
3	3 Vote	Why Latinos Are the Happiest Creatures on Earth
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
227	227 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
8	8 Vote	Saved by the Booty
5	5 Vote	Jets Get Their Balls Checked
3	3 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Thinks She's Better Than a Tasty Frappuccino
115	115 Vote	Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
20	20 Vote	Why I Quit Being a Black Kid?
74	74 Vote	A Snowstorm Will Make You Die
5	5 Vote	21 Wombats That Understand the Struggle of Being an Introvert and Dead Rapper
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
46	46 Vote	This Incredible Image of Earth Taken by a Bus 1	1
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1

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