Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

114	114 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Christmas 1	1
7	7 Vote	If Drugs Had Mascots Like Cereal
6	6 Vote	Some People Wanted to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
8	8 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
28	28 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Getting "More Explosive"
37	37 Vote	13 Actors Who Thought They Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, if Only We'd Let Them
28	28 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
8	8 Vote	Watch This Snake Turn Its Tail Into a Trampoline
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
7	7 Vote	How Human Evolution Prepared Us to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop a Gay Demon
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
3	3 Vote	Why Am I Right?
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
5	5 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Ex-Girlfriend
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
5	5 Vote	Your Vagina Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
141	141 Vote	Attack on Titan Is Good So Far, but Doesn't Live Up to "Gangnam Style"
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
17	17 Vote	Obama's Having a Traumatic Hair Experience
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
4	4 Vote	These Giant Robots Look Like Miley Cyrus
208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish
7	7 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Allowed on the Field
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
4	4 Vote	33 Signs You're Obsessed With Breasts?
5	5 Vote	The Scientist Who Decided What You'll Eat and Whether You'll Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
44	44 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany

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