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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
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And Oh My God, Here Is a Thing
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Men Still Terrible at Jumping
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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Check Out This Crap
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Over 90s Living Rooms
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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Three New Mysterious Pokémon Discovered in Munich Apartment
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Did God Really Create the World's Smallest Water Bottle
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
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Justin Bieber Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Is Celebrating a Huge Mistake
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Autism Linked to Autism
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Trump Cites Obama in Jerusalem, No Surprises but Mission Accomplished
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
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Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
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Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her
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Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Vagina
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Judge Decides It Was Global Smurfs Day Today
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Lion Tacos Pulled From School
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Weeeeee! Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested for Assault and Battery [UPDATE]
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist