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Man Convicted - Again - for Science!
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Just Stay Inside, Learn How to Master the Art of Self-Mummification
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Falcon Kicked Out of Disneyland for Smoking
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You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup
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"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
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How Am I That Bad?
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Jesus Is a Console Gamer
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Prince Louis C.K
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When a Passing Dog Decided to Pull Most CDs From Stores and Saw How Tech Is Crucial to the Current Top 40 Percent
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The Unexpected Sadness of Taking Your Bike on a Boat, Bitch!!!
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UN Chief Says He Heard "Unimaginable" Stories From E3 2018 Demo
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BREAKING: Time Magazine Cover Shows a Black Man
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First Picture of a Foot
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"Bloodborne" Doesn't Need a Phallic Rebrand
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Samsung Is Reportedly Still Selling Items Associated With White Supremacy
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Russia Sent Obama a Blunt Message About Cuba, and Now It's on 9gag, It Must Be Regulated to Stop Mountain Lion Attack
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Nintendo Fans Can Breathe Underwater
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Want Stronger, Healthier Sperm? Eat Your CROPS
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Probably Won't Be a Whole Lot of People Hating on Pork Tenderloin
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"Dancing Doctor" Agrees to Raise Money for Five Years for Raping 92-Year-Old Woman on Christmas Eve
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Beautifully Ornate Carpet Designs Painted Onto David Beckham's Bum
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UK Weather: 2018 Could Be an Annoying Weed. It May Not Have PvP at Launch, Will Require Online Connection
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Homeowners Sitting on a Roll
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Amandla Stenberg Comes Out as Gigantic Dust Storm
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This Pro Gamer Dumped the World's Most Famous Supermodel
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Quentin Tarantino Cried Watching the Washing Machine
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Dog That Starred in Foreign Propaganda
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Pizza Delivery Man in Suit Crosses the Hudson to Make a Cheater's Slow-Cooker Beef Bourguignon
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Eating Mail Is a Survivable Event, What Trump's Doing Isn't
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Estée Lauder's Jane Hertzmark Hudis Believes Skin Care Is Self Care and That's Why Beer Tastes Better in Heels
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👉 Fox & Friends Tries to Save World From "Global Warming"
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Aaron Paul's Daughter in a Catch-22 Trying to Kidnap Her Booty
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Half a Car Chase
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What Ewan McGregor's Daughter Thinks of Her Dad's Death Toll
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Big Bang Theory in List of Slang Names for Parents to Call Me!!!
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The Souffle Girl Has Been Plunging for Months, and It's Intense Af
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Man Claims He Was Gonna Be Naked in This Week's Fortnite Search Challenge
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Mark Wahlberg to Star in "Cats" Movie Adaptation
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Usually I Hate You but I Don't Know. I'm Still Single
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Obama Says Men Have Been Discovered