Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

182	182 Vote	My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler 2	2
9	9 Vote	Arizona Animal Sanctuary Needs Volunteers to Cuddle Rescued Wolfdog Puppies to Thwart Trump's Agenda
140	140 Vote	Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
134	134 Vote	Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
7	7 Vote	Jim Carrey Is a Myth
151	151 Vote	Microsoft Officially Announces Time Has Come…To Get Rid Of Donald Trump Jr
92	92 Vote	Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
79	79 Vote	Teen With Severe Allergy Died After Eating Too Many Books... Because Now Even That's Suspicious
140	140 Vote	Russia Attached 12 Flamethrowers to a Therapist
300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
552	552 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
259	259 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
548	548 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
74	74 Vote	Utah Man Crashes Plane Into His Own Daughter in a Fucked-Up America 2	2
125	125 Vote	Ninja Says He's Not Going Out Quietly 1	1
124	124 Vote	Russians Are Accused of Disguising Donkey as Zebra 1	1
83	83 Vote	Trump Shuts Down Boy's Lemonade Stand
362	362 Vote	Buy Things for Your Empty Soul 1	1
68	68 Vote	Scientists Discover a New CBS Comedy
543	543 Vote	Elon Musk Goes on Killing Spree
241	241 Vote	The Truth About Build-A-Bear's Day of Bloodshed 1	1
157	157 Vote	Cops Are Told to Stop Crime 1	1
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
143	143 Vote	How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards 2	2
669	669 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
5	5 Vote	NRA Goes on Stabbing Spree…Arrested Several Days Later for Armed Robbery
137	137 Vote	Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
8	8 Vote	Sarah Palin Says She Was Thrown 20ft Into Air
56	56 Vote	Pair Dressed in Religious Garb to Rob Banks, Authorities Say WHAAAAT?
145	145 Vote	What Does Starbucks Dragon Drink Taste Like? It's a Cup Full of Demons and Complaining
76	76 Vote	Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
263	263 Vote	This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
120	120 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 2	2
114	114 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
67	67 Vote	Cat in Plastic Bag Found Near the Moon
427	427 Vote	Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed 1	1
420	420 Vote	4 Dope Ways to Kill Me
534	534 Vote	People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery 2	2
8262	8262 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14

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