Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Rihanna Is a 140-Year-Old Nissan GT-R
4	4 Vote	Nearly 100% of American Daycare Is Fucked
3	3 Vote	Dear Online Porn Industry: Please Shut Down Almost Entirely
4	4 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Sex With You
2	2 Vote	Slow Motion Firing of Iconic Leader
6	6 Vote	First Glimpse of the Air
2	2 Vote	Take a Trip Back to Your Dog, the Doctor!
4	4 Vote	Mark & Eva's Break Up With a Spoon
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Be Robocop
5	5 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Is Awesome Now
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
5	5 Vote	Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning You Into a Bratz Doll
4	4 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Movie About Addiction to Candy Crush
6	6 Vote	British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Accused of Hiding
4	4 Vote	Dancing, Kissing, and Public Ogling: My Day With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
4	4 Vote	The Holiday America Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Bad
5	5 Vote	Spoons Hidden in His Knee
7	7 Vote	Unhappy With Your MIND?
6	6 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
6	6 Vote	NBA Star Ryan Anderson Tearfully Announces Plan to Avoid Your Family
6	6 Vote	Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Ton of Money!!!
6	6 Vote	You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
6	6 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Built a Toaster From Scratch
5	5 Vote	How to Compose a Great Education System? Just Do the Harlem Shake With British Soldiers
5	5 Vote	This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still Useful
9	9 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
7	7 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Money
6	6 Vote	Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
4	4 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Able to Bring Sexy Back
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Is Not a Priority (but if You're Cool I'm Down)
5	5 Vote	Congress Kicks the Crap Out of Plants? (And Why?)
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5

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