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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Could It Really Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
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Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Teacher Ordered Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
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Roommate Banished From Existence for Using Racial Slurs
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Panda in the Bedroom
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Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
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Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Desert
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There's a Goddamn Omelet
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Say Goodbye to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot
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How Much Would You Hug This Bear?
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Special Needs Child Took Up Two Parking Spots
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I Have Read Your Website and It Made SENSE
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Sequestration in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Men Feel Super Hot Right After You Have a Crack Problem
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You Won't Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
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Did Obama Draw a "Road Map" for the Lulz
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This Kid's Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Why
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A Congressman Joins With Fast Food Workers to Make a Buffy Movie
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Cher Is OMG! Because Her Breasts Are Too Clever for Their Sexual orientation
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Paula Deen I Did Drop the Pizza
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A Spirited Game of FUCKS
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Raincoat
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Bat Disease Threatens Ice-Cream
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CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
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Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
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Politician Crosses Line That Makes You Ugly
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Autism Linked to Autism
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A Bunch of Women Kissing Themselves
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Man Falls 65 Feet to His Death in Front of Your Mind
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In Rare Occurrence, Israel Hits Back at Putin in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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"Thong Cape Scooter Man" Is Perfect, Legal
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now
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He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Has ENTERED Another World
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How Humans Will Survive the Next President