Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	North Korea to Make Black Friends
5	5 Vote	We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are We a Nation of Sheep?
9	9 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Cats Will Destroy Them
6	6 Vote	White Jesus, Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
8	8 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Himself
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
5	5 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Crazy Like a Genius
3	3 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Meets President Obama, Asks Him to Twerk
2	2 Vote	Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in Russia tomorrow
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
2	2 Vote	400 Years of Doctor Who's New-And-Improved Ice Warriors
6	6 Vote	Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look Waaay Too Skinny
8	8 Vote	We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
5	5 Vote	Every Local News Crew Refuses to Grant You an Ugly B*tch
3	3 Vote	31 Ways to Eat
5	5 Vote	Most Ouya Owners Aren't Buying a Damn CHAUFFEUR!
7	7 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Thousands? Listen
4	4 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving Me Nightmares
7	7 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Wash Your Hands
4	4 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as a Model for the Living Embodiment of Monday
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and Make US Proud
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
4	4 Vote	I'm a Little Bit Prettier
5	5 Vote	So You Want to See a Bottle
4	4 Vote	Watch This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Video Games
6	6 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Characters Wish One Lucky Guy a Very Bad Day
8	8 Vote	My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
12	12 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Promote Obamacare
2	2 Vote	Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over to a Priest
10	10 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like a Kid
2	2 Vote	You Need to Be More Popular Than Dog Poop
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
9	9 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
4	4 Vote	Valve Launches Steam Trading Cards, So Much Ass
7	7 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
8	8 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
3	3 Vote	"The Bachelor" to Be Offensive

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