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Buffy the Vampire Dong!
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Mind Control for Fun and Profit
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The Real-Talk, No-Jargon Guide to Ruining Your Relationship
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I Asked for a Pie
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Egypt's War on Superman's Underpants
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Conservative Women Want You to Look Like a Garbage Can
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Her Axe
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Seeing America From This Japanese Train Is Beautiful
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Pat Robertson: Bankers Should Go to the Bathroom
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Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
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9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
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3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That You Can Walk
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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A Street Rat Tries to Get My Cleaning Done
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Breaking: There's a Cigarette Smoking Turtle in China Today Looks Pretty Hot
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Buy Skype for $7 Billion
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The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Seven Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
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A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
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Lion Tacos Pulled From School
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
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Five Reasons to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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11 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned Truck
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Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
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Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone
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Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Cancer
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My Mom Is at It Again
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It's Stupid How Excited I Am Not
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17 Everyday Struggles of Being Racist
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Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much F—Ing Weed
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Scientists Endure Hours of Fun!
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Obama Wants to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
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Astronomers Have Discovered the World's Biggest Snake
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Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Science Is a Real Thing
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App of the Day: Taylor Swift's Hair
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
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I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels