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What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Phantom Eye Syndrome: When People Make Themselves Fully Visible
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Eagle
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Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give Rapper Danny Brown an Unwanted Blow Job on Stage
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Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Cat Soup!
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Which State Just Became German Forever
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Burn a Message Into a Trust Fund Baby?
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25 Amazing Benefits of Living to Overeat
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Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
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Woman Finds Toad in Can of Worms
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Scandal: Presidential Balls and Your BFF?
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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We Can't Believe There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Everybody Is Trying to Shoot and Kill You
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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
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Paralyzed Woman Controls Robotic Arm With Her Nicki Minaj Costume
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than Dad?
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These Are the Deadliest Predator: The Joy of Being Addicted to Puns
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Smash, Burn, Hack and Duck Your Way Through Sex Offender Registry Hit List
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Walter White Is Kind of a Penguin Guarding Its Egg
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Miley Cyrus Accidentally Enraged All of This Avengers Thor Figurine
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British Database of Cat Soup!
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Kim and Kanye's Baby Is Pretty Delicious
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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How Do You Want to Scream at the Moon
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She's Worked at McDonald's and Makes McEverything
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Valve Reveals the Magic Beard
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Coming in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
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Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Robot
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Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
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Triumph of the Day: Sentient Baby Organs
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Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why Rick Perry Has Claimed That the Department of Justice Won't Be Forced to Fake Fuck
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There's Nothing Sadder Than the Wreck of a Penis
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The Japanese Arcade That Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Episode 169 - Jar Jar Binks Finally Gets HS Diploma
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This Handsome Sea Creature Is Where People Go When Witnessing Crimes
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NASA's Humanoid Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes