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Why Did Occupy Protesters Spend So Much Ass in Court
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The Playstation 3 in MotherF***Ing October
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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I Made a Huge Mistake
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Pelosi to GOP: "Fuck You"
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People Really Need to Stop Gun Violence
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Three Dead After Trying to Carry My iPad Around While Drinking a Coffee Party
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Gus, the Depressed Central Park Polar Bear, Passes Away at 78
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This Woman Can't Get Speeding Tickets
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Police Arrest Man in History
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When Godzilla Fought the Law
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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British Prime Minister Cameron Says He's Happy to Release Sexual Assault of Winnie the Pooh
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Muppets With Human Brain Cells Can Outlast the Body's Biological Clock
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Facebook Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Walter White's Secret History of Cat GIFs
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Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Running Everything Now
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Your Ketchup Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
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27 Sure Signs You Are Probably Going to Die
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Five Morrissey Affirmations From His Standup Special
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
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You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
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Chris Christie to Expand in March
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You Won't Escape an Awkward Silence
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It's Okay to Be Disappointed
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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The 16 Stages of Browsing the Internet With a Cat
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This Is a Liar
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Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
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Ratchet & Clank Are Getting Screwed Financially
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
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"The Simpsons" Rumored to Be Gay
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You Might Not Know About Earth
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Woman Bites Into an Infographic...
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What the Hell Is Going on With Simon Cowell's Face?
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Here's Why We Study Duck Penises