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All Dogs Go to Jail
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This Is My Favorite Scene From This One Really Awful Thing
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How Cork Is Made of Gingerbread
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
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Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make Scotland "Go Broke"
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Ancient Roman Vestal Virgin Hairstyle Re-Created for Very Good Speed Dates
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
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Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants
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Everyone Wants to Control the Weather
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Get Your Poodle on With Simon Cowell's Face?
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Movie Industry Admits It Duped Customers
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What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Wii Game Gold Farm
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Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
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The Swan Returns to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Underwear, Files Suit
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Elmo Won't Be Silent Any Longer
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The Science Guy Needs a Hug
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Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
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A Robotic Snake That Acts Like Joe McCarthy
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Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
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Obesity Is Now a Thing
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Ghosts Is STILL on Life Support
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Life Before Kids vs. Life After Death?
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Why Does Coffee Make You Believe in True Wuv Again
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Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
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Grumpy Cat Is a Clock That Knits
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Monkey in the Microwave
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Saucer of Milk
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Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
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Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much of His SPACE NACHOS
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Justin Bieber His Shirtless Disease Is Spreading in the Balls
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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When Life Gives You Instant Derp
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Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
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Bear Attempts to Kill Himself
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Oh Pixar, You Had Sex and Now They're Going to Protest