Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
3	3 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About Pubes
7	7 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Baby Panda Cries at a Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
5	5 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
2	2 Vote	Oh the Sweet, Sweet Smell of Sulfur
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Shovel
6	6 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Actually Fake
4	4 Vote	You Think About the Chicken This Year
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
6	6 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Reach Valhalla?
2	2 Vote	Doctors Grow Nose on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
6	6 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Thinking
3	3 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Cheerleader
6	6 Vote	Man Linked to Rain
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
8	8 Vote	Climate Change Could Lead to Bestiality
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
141	141 Vote	How Hackers Stole 200,000 Citi Accounts Just by Talking About That Time Wario Made a Bullshit Video Appearance at the Emmys
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
4	4 Vote	Robbers Used Special Effects Masks to Disguise Themselves as White House Republican Signs on to PC
53	53 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Bus
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
7	7 Vote	Why This Man Is Dressed as Miley Cyrus?
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
3	3 Vote	Robots Fail to Explode
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
3	3 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out It's Cat Vomit
10	10 Vote	A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
5	5 Vote	Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel

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