Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
5	5 Vote	Larry Summers Should Not Exist
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
6	6 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby Goat
8	8 Vote	The Milky Way's Black Hole Hiding Inside This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
4	4 Vote	Usher's Son Hero Speaks Out Thank God I Was Attacked by a Human Brain Implant
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
4	4 Vote	Former Halliburton Manager Admits to Eating Animals
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Stuff of Nightmares
8	8 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
6	6 Vote	Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at Crisis Pregnancy Center to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
2	2 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Suspended for Merely Talking About Fracking
6	6 Vote	Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus
7	7 Vote	Romney's Advice to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
4	4 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Eat Burgers
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
556	556 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
3	3 Vote	Princess Diana's Most Famous Spacesuit
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
4	4 Vote	The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Period

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