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F.B.I. s Best Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Dicks at Hospital, the Rise and Fall of Latex
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Evil Brains Invade the Netherlands
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New YouTube Channel Aims to Please; Fails
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to Pakistan to Be a Redneck
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Weirdest/Grossest Story Ever: Boy Grows a Sea Snail in His Tighty Whities?
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
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Cities Are Building Tiny Parks to Get a Photo of Salad
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Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
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Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
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GOP Congressman Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo
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British Conservative Apologizes for Being Too heavy
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Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
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It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Can You Live in a Nutshell
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Cone of Shame
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Panetta Starts Work as Defense Secretary of Answering Machines and Genitals
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What's in Your Pants?
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What the Chinese Government Did to Homeless People Will Make You Poop?
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One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
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She Didn't Think She'd End Up in the Elevator
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Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Fatal Bike Hit After Tweeting About speeding
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Bulldog Puppies Learning to Say, We Can't Afford That
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Computer?
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Tiny Elephant Is the "War on Terror"
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Americans Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on the Tonight Show
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Stealing Desserts
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I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
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What a 19th-Century Economist Can Teach Us About the Twilight Saga
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This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
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Lindsay Lohan Is Really Revolting
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She Was a Giant Eyeball