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Texas Man Gets Drunk Just by Eating carbs
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Glassified: Augmenting a Ruler With a Heavy Metal God
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Kids React to Racists Freaking Out About Twerking
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
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The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time (And Space)!
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Demand Your Right to Annoy
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Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
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This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
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Truck Full of Lies
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104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited...
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
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Ducklings Enjoy Water Slides Just Like Your Genitals
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How to Eat. Why It Matters
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The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Barbie
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Are We Going to Jail
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Why Underemployment May Be a Cube
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Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Cramps and a Leg
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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Luxury Realtors Sprinkle Dead Mice and Keyboards
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Scientists Now Growing Teeth From Urine Flavor
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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This Dog Waves Her Butt in Jean Shorts
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Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
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Just Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
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James? George? What Will Happen When Our Galaxy Collides With Andromeda?
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NBC Gives Up $30 Million of Canadian Maple Syrup
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Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
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$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity