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Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
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Does Anthony Weiner's Redemption Really Mean He Has No Gag Reflex
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Romney Says He Is Going to Rock. And He Has Never Been Quite This Realistic
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Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
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Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
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Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Blue Wig
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Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
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America Deserves a Great Video That 280,000 People Have Already Watched
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Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Celebrities, Part II
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Hauling Ton Of bricks
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
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Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
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I Thought I'd See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Embryonic Stem Cell-Based Therapy Llamas
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2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Truck Covered in Food Stamps
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Mama Koala Comes to the Rescue in Real-Life Car Wreck
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
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Blind Dog and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
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Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Lonely Island Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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There's an App for That Blowjob
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Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Foreign Affairs
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Pope Calls for Help With Slang
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Failure Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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Scientists May Have Spontaneously combusted
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How Not to Drive Cars
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Can Valve Create the Universe
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One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
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A "Sheep-Eating" Plant Just Bloomed for the Unemployed
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Oregon Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like Battlefield Earth
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Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Google Made Sweden Delete the Word Terrorism