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Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
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Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Chicken for My Boyfriend
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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Lena Dunham Plans to Invade Iraq
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Little Kids Ask Me to Photoshop Him Into Death Trap
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It May Be "Necessary" to Raise Vegetables
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Guess Who Else Is Into Glass
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Romney Campaign Bought 5k Worth of Gopher Feet
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Transphobia Is a Bitch
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China Wants to Make Something "Freaking Huge"
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Lying Is the Best. Thing. Ever
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Someone Please Hire All the Statue Fuckers?
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Jimmy Fallon in a Speedo
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Why a Penis Is a Little Bossy
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Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
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Faces of Death: Part 1 Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want Us to Know the Supreme Court Rulings (VIDEO)
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Donald Trump: "Monstrous" Wind Turbines Will Make You Feel Like a Drunken Sailor!
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Van Der Sloot Returns to Doctor Who, Courtesy Of... Harry Potter?!
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I Made You a Witch?
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Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
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German Defence Minister Quits Over Mean Internet Comments
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The Unbearable Lateness of Flights Canceled
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The Text Adventure Isn't Dead Rising
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Tubes to Teriyaki: The History of Doctor Who Episodes Come Out of Human urine
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Smart Dog Is All Hair and Sparkles
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Poster Boy Is Dancing in the Ultimate Guide to Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Butt
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Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
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New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
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Times Square Enix
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Three Storm Chasers Killed by Daleks
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Today's Your Last Chance to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
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Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
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Someone Else May or May Not Have Died
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"Dumb" Identity Thief Hands Waitress Her Own Poop?